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    October 11

    什么GP宿舍

    什么GP宿舍
     
    跟他们早就是亲密无间的室友了。
    食物收得再严密,垃圾倒得再勤,屋子打扫得再干净,也拦不住他们前进的步伐。
    个个生命力比杂草都旺盛,连悄悄地下毒都不怕。
    每晚我昏昏睡去的时候,他们就起来上班,吃饱喝足后还谈谈恋爱什么的,再培养一些可爱的后代,上个俺们宿舍的户口………………
    (其实早晨醒得早,爬起来,心情好得很,乐颠颠地迎接好不容易盼来的休息日。看着姐妹们要吃早饭,就自告奋勇开始煮奶茶,乐呵呵地收拾桌子,拿起桌上的塑料袋,猛然发现下面藏了老鼠的黄金,登时好恶!)
    子啊,我求你了,带他们走吧!
     
    刚才上网上得欢,cx冲进来说:“你居然在!不知道楼下着火了?!”OMG!头伸出窗外一看,果然,三楼平台上一个不知何用途的管子冒着火花,火苗窜得还挺高。妈妈咪呀,第一反应是逃!第二反应是再让我瞅瞅(果然好奇心能害死一只猫……),看到似乎是小刘一马当先冲在前面,拿着灭火器朝火苗狂喷,火渐渐就小下去了,前前后后喷掉了四罐的样子,再加一大桶水,算是灭了火。听cx说不是第一次了,住二招首先记得晚上不要睡太熟,否则……
     
    今天还有某男,混进了女生宿舍,也不懂低调一点,大摇大摆晃了一天,公然进出水房,洗衣服洗毛巾什么的,霸占公用地盘无数,这还有王法么这?
     
    天呐!受不了了,这到底是什么鬼地方!
     
     
     
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    Aug. 1
    小泽wrote:
    现在冬天应该没了吧。。
    Dec. 13
    lily caiwrote:
    虾子,加油~赫赫~
    Nov. 18
    凌杰 华wrote:
    狗屁宿舍!
    说得很好!
    ^_^
    Nov. 2
    Ruowenwrote:
    都可以想想你说话的口气了,笑~
    二招=第二招待所?怎么招待所连个宿舍都不如,老鼠也忒张狂了吧。
    Miss you, LP~ o(>___<)o
    Oct. 16
    Picture of Anonymous
    tombook wrote:
    那还是学校啊
    Oct. 13
    waterbabywrote:
    宿舍里发现小强了?呵呵~
    Oct. 12
    jun yewrote:
    你哪来那么多照片阿?
     
    我现在也需要我当时的照片!
    Oct. 12
    jun yewrote:
    孩子,你住哪里啊? 似乎在学校没怎么见你啊?!
    Oct. 12
    凌杰 华wrote:
    好混乱的地方
    Oct. 11

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